Season to date | Played | Won | Lost | Drawn | Abandoned | Cancelled | |
20 | 7 | 10 | 3 | 4 |
(Table does not include Six-a-Sides)
Match reports
Pictures - Chris Sargeant
Date | Fixture | Date | Fixture | |||
April 24th | Bank of England - lost | A | May 1st | Chiltern Crusaders - Cancelled | H | |
May 8th | The Lee - Won ! | H | May 15th | Pelicans - lost | H | |
May 22nd | Lt Marlow - Drawn | A | May 29th | Great Gaddesdon - Drawn | H | |
June 5th | Misfits - Won | A | June 12th | Southwell Ramblers - Cancelled | H | |
June 19th | Chiltern CC - lost | H | June 25th | Presidents X1 - Won ! | H | |
July 3rd | Sandridge - lost | A | July 10th | Red Square Lions - Won ! | H | |
July 17th | Full Tossers - lost | H | July 22nd | Petts Wood - tour - lost | A | |
July 24th | Cublington - Won ! | A | July 26th | Clyst Hydon - tour - lost | A | |
July 28th | Chittle Hampton - tour - rain | A | July 31st | Pelicans - lost | H | |
August 7th | Longwick - lost | A | August 14th | Warwick Gypsies CC - lost | A | |
August 21st | Ley Hill - Drawn | H | August 28th | Bank of England - Won | H | |
Sept 4th | Abbots Langley - Cancelled - Rain | H | Sept 11th | Ivinghoe & Pitstone - Won ! | W |
Sept 11th - Ivinghoe & Pitstone - Home The final match of the season is always a nerve jangler, memories of this match will stay with us until late April!
We got off to a good start, winning the toss and inviting
Ivinghoe and Pitstone to have a bat on what looked like a low
scoring wicket. Jeremy took the new ball for the first time in
a few years, and repaid the skipper's confidence with a very
tidy spell, taking two wicket and conceded just 24 runs in his
eight overs. Umar supported him well with the new ball and Ben
and Adnan came on to chip away at the wickets, which fells at
regular intervals. We bowled them out
for 158, which felt slightly under par.
Our reply got off to a shaky start, Shrimpton and Gus both clean bowled before we reached double figures. Fiddy joined Dom at the crease and was given strict instructions to keep his head down and play himself in before any of his trademark aggressive shots. Fiddy took this on board, took two balls to get his eye in then smashed two consecutive, beautiful cover drives to the boundary, all along the deck. This set the tone for Fiddy's match winning 67, brutal but chanceless. I&P's bowlers were quick and accurate. Dom was fighting for survival at one end, scampering to get Spencer on strike who then struck the ball cleanly to the boundary time and again. When Spencer was finally bowled, Heath looked strong favourites, but there was still some work to be done. Fortunately Dom had finally got his eye in and a few blows over the road off the second change bowlers took him to his fifty and the Heath quickly to victory. This fixture has been a bit hostile in previous years, but was very amicable this weekend, and end of season beers were drunk well into the night. A fine way to end another season. See you all in April.
Dom Haddock Sept 4th - Abbots Langley - Home Cancelled - Rain August 28th - Bank of England - Home The August bank holiday brings the Bank of England to the Heath as part of their annual tour. We arrived in the pouring rain, and took shelter in the plough for an hour until the clouds parted and we had beautiful conditions for the rest of the day.
Given the downpour, it was a good toss to win, which we did
and asked the Bank to have a bat. We bowled and fielded
impeccably. I can hardly remember a loose ball in the first
ten overs or so and not a misfield all afternoon. Umar bowled
short, aggressive spells. Fiddy a long and successful one,
taking three wickets, including a lovely middle stump yorker.
Adnan's variations in pace bamboozled the batsmen, creating
two stumpings and an LBW. Dom added to his stumpings with a
neat direct hit run out from square leg, and Liam took a
stunning diving catch at gully.
The highlight of our fielding innings was perhaps the return
of the Jez. Jez's infamous yips have been the cause of much
merriment since his 17 (was it 17?) ball over a few years ago,
but there can be no doubt that the team has hugely missed his
overs, and his uncanny ability to take bucket loads of
wickets. Charlie demanded Jez give the seamers a go, rather
than his more recent off spin. The first over was fine, second
good and by the third it was the Jez of old, hooping outswing,
deadly accurate, and just a bit quicker than the batsman
expects. He ended with excellent figures of 7-1-17-2.
All of that sterling work meant we bowled the Bank out for 98,
setting ourselves up for a simple run chase, you'd have
thought. Three ducks in our top four kept Bank in the match,
but Shrimpy (39) kept the scoreboard ticking and Spencer
joined him and made batting look easy, cruising to 48 not out,
and finishing things off before we reached the final 20
overs.
The Brian Hartley Cup, named in memory of a great friend to
both sides, therefore returns to Hyde Heath. We retired to the
Plough to enjoy Bank's traditional fancy dress efforts.
Dom Haddock
August 14th - Warwick Gypsies CC - home
The Warwick Gypsies Cricket Club were our
opposition today, a club formed of three years of Warwick
University old boys who are celebrating their tenth year with a
tour to Bucks and Warwickshire. We have played them once before,
under the guise of 'Dom's wedding guests' the day after he and
Robin got married in 2014. That afternoon the Gypsies batted first
and scored over 250, we were keen not to repeat this, and knew we
needed to be sharp in the field, and we sure were. Dom Haddock
The less said about our batting display against Longwick, the
better. We were dismissed for 83 well inside 20 overs. The
pitch definitely misbehaved, some balls leaping, others
shooting along the ground, but we made a significant
contribution to our poor score too.
We took the field knowing that every run was precious and that
we were going to have to take quick wickets if we stood a
chance. Thanks to an excellent opening spell by Ben, ably
supported by Fiddy who found some nice rhythm and genuinely
steepling bounce (surprising HHCC more than the batsmen I
think!), we were certainly in the match, reducing Longwick to
40 for 4.
Chasing 84, they only needed one significant partnership and
the 30 they put on for the third wicket all but won it for
them. We fought back though and an excellent catch diving
forward by Shrimpy, turned the game again, beginning an
excellent period in which we took three wickets at the cost of
only one run.
We needed just one wicket for victory, and Longwick only eight runs. Unfortunately for us, their young number 9 kept a cool head and seized upon two loose deliveries in what became the final over, and took them to victory.
At 2.15pm, at 30 for 4, we didn't think that the afternoon was
going to be much of a contest, but it turned out to be a
wonderful game of cricket.
Dom Haddock
Bourne End were due to be
this weekend's opposition, but they had to pull out because of
cup commitments. Fortunately for us, old friends Missenden
Pelicans had also been let down, so we hastily arranged a
rematch, after an an excellent fixture in the early season which
we lost by one wicket.
Dom Haddock
Hyde Heath Devon tour 2016 The problem with England’s rural idylls is that they can sometimes be bloody hard to get to. Unfortunately I only remembered that fact when, having cavalierly asserted I’d have no problem in making my own way to Hyde Heath’s 2016 Devon tour, I found myself standing outside Whimple station – which consists of one solitary building (now a private house) and a board full of out-of-date notices. No less than fifteen local taxi companies either did not answer, claimed that no driver(s) was/were available (in the pub already?) or that Whimple was “out of our zone, mate”. I was beginning to think I might have a long walk ahead… Fortunately, as I set off from the station I found a pub to sit and drink in. Even more fortunately, Nick agreed to come and pick me up in the car. As if he didn’t already have enough on his plate this year: for 2016, Nick did practically everything – welcoming host, generous chef, inspiring captain, hard-hitting batsman, excellent fielder (ahem, except off my bowling) and all-round good egg. Oh, and now taxi driver: what a hero. Cheers Nick! After a preparatory pint in the upmarket Five Bells (my third of an increasingly enjoyable day) we pitched up at Clyst Hydon’s lovely ground, won the toss, had another beer or two, and decided to field. On a grey and muggy day, Luke and Stan dovetailed beautifully as an opening attack. Indeed, the oppo umpire said it was the best pairing they’d faced all season. Coming off a shortened run, Luke bowled a smidge fuller than his usual ‘league’ length (which is always too good for village batsmen to even get out to). Both he and Stan found considerable swing to threaten both the stumps and the outside edge. Unfortunately, after both openers had been removed, it was the inside edge that went astray. Stan pitched one up to Clyst Hydon second team’s small Sri Lankan overseas player. He drove, nicked through to Liam behind the stumps, but the catch went down. Keeping wicket for the first time in a decade, Liam actually did really well – especially when diving to his right. But he did miss a couple of chances, and this one was to prove crucial. At the other end, Clyst Hydon first team’s (much taller) Sri Lankan overseas player signalled his class by clumping his very first ball back over Luke’s head for 6. At this point Hyde Heath needed something special to dismiss the oppo’s two key batsmen. KD bowled with pace and hostility, but we were leaking boundaries at the other end and Clyst Hydon were able simply to see him off. Adnan’s struggled a bit on a slow pitch, although Umar again bowled with excellent pace and control. At the half way stage they were 100 for 2. We’d kept a lid on the scoring but failed to break this partnership. Now Clyst Hydon had a platform from which to launch. This they duly did, and slowly – but unmistakably – the wheels fell off. By the end of the innings our catching had deserted us. In one over, I had a stumping missed by Liam and a catch dropped by Adnan on the long-on boundary. (At least he didn’t fall over backwards on the boundary-side bank, like some idiot I could mention…). But the real surprise was the skipper himself dropping a gentle one at mid- off (again off me). Perhaps it was the pressure of captaincy: it was certainly a drop of which Charlie would have been proud. Anyway, Clyst Hydon closed on 280 from their 40 overs. With a flat pitch and some very short straight boundaries, it was probably only 30 above a gettable total – or maybe 50, or 100… The more pressing task, however, was tea – as ever at Clyst Hydon a never-ending conveyor belt of ingenious deliciousness. Roast potatoes, chilli Yorkshires, stuffed croissants, pizza, scones, sausages… After greedily devouring as much as possible, it was time for Jez and I to open the batting. Not wishing to blow my own trumpet or anything but this was probably the worst I’ve ever batted. I must have played and missed at ten, nicked several others, mistimed a couple of drives, then finally – thankfully – edging to slip. Jez’s dismissal then paved the way for a fantastic partnership between Luke and KD. KD was his usual inventive self, while Luke combined technically sound defence with some crisp blows. None was more dramatic than a massive slog-sweep that thudded into the pavilion roof, skipped over the top, into the carpark behind, and landed somewhere with the dread shattering of glass. Queue immediate panic from all quarters – none more so than the two batsmen who had arrived here in a hire car. Fortunately the victim was an old caravan that looked like it had been in situ for some years. Luke and KD continued on their merry way. But after a rain break disrupted their rhythm, I gave Luke out LBW on the sweep (after feeling dreadfully guilty for turning down a similar appeal a few overs previously). After Luke’s departure for 70 or so, KD kept going, but failed to find sufficient support. Wickets began to fall and the required rate climbed exponentially. There was some entertaining hitting from Adnan in the dying overs but by then it was too late and we eventually fell short by some 50 runs. From there it was back to the pavilion to make further inroads into Clyst Hydon’s fantastic tea before heading back to chez Burgham for some concentrated boozing. With no Test match scheduled for the rest day (do the ECB no longer consult our fixtures committee?) and Thursday’s game cancelled due to rain, the rest of tour was largely spent lounging around, boozing and playing garden cricket. Bliss!
Tom Jeffreys
Well, what a thoroughly enjoyable game that was. Just as the ongoing series between England and Pakistan has so far been characterised by a genuine and infectious feeling of bonhomie between the two sides, so Hyde Heath’s trip to Cublington was played out in a similar spirit of competition leavened by goodwill. And, as with England and Pakistan, the catching left a little to be desired. I like to think I set the tone. After Ben’s first two deliveries of the match had been dispatched to the boundary, he settled into a tidy spell of seam-up and cutters. After tying up one end, he lured one opener into an injudicious mow. The ball hit the top edge, and steepled up towards me at midwicket. I settled myself under it, called “Mine!” with what was intended to sound like confidence, and promptly missed it completely. Total silence. Not even derisive laughter – it was that bad. Thereafter, for Hyde Heath at least, only Fiddy declined to follow my example – taking two catches – as Jez (much to my delight) and Adnan both shelled chances. Admittedly, both were travelling significantly faster than my own. Underpinned by their aggressive Australian opener (not the one I dropped), Cublington sped along at the best part of a run a ball in racking up a 50-run stand for the first wicket. But our bowlers clawed things back through wickets for Ben, Fiddy, Adnan and yours truly. As the run rate slowed, Hyde Heath applied the squeeze and we were well marshalled by Nick, whose field placings and bowling changes frequently bore immediate fruit. Umar, for example, took the key wicket of the Australian opener with the first ball of a very impressive spell. As Cublington stuttered, he and Fiddy ran through the lower order. Umar finished with four wickets and Cublington with 191 – something of a triumph for us given that they were 150 off 30 and eyeing something considerably in excess of 200. Credit should go to Walter, who bowled very tidily and was unlucky to go wicketless. Also apologies were due from me, when my one non-terrible piece of fielding – involving a surprisingly accurate shy at the stumps – resulted in the bail striking Walter square in the forehead. Sorry Walter! In an effort to redeem myself, I opened the batting alongside Dom and we did well to see off the pacey opening overs of their Australian opening bat. Apparently he’s actually a ‘keeper by trade – don’t you just hate people with that much talent? Unfortunately, just as I felt settled against him, I fiddled at one better left alone and gloved low to the ‘keeper. Jez, at three, similarly looked solid before edging the same bowler behind. Were Hyde Heath about to make a hash of this? With a batting line-up shorn of Henry and Shrimpie, it was always a possibility. But Dom held the top order together in a restrained innings of 35, while Spencer mixed stout defence with some lovely timing to notch up an increasingly impressive half-century. When both were out, Umar continued our rapid progress towards victory, and the stage seemed set for Nick to hit the winning runs in appropriately skipperly fashion. But a fearsome cut shot was brilliantly
caught by point, diving full stretch, low and left. Clearly, that
fellow hadn’t got the fielding memo. Fortunately, it
was but a blip, and we still sailed to victory – chasing the
target down for the loss of five (I think) wickets and with a
whopping 13 overs to go. Not only a solid victory for the Heath
but an entertaining win for cricket too. Next stop: tour. Tom Jeffreys
Walter’s Debut ! After the shenigan’s of the match against Full Tossers it was good to return to the values that we all hold when playing the game. This was a match featuring some excellent performances and an outstanding full debut by Walter Burgham, and whilst both sides wanted to win, there were plenty of opportunities to smile and laugh at cricketing incompetence. The tourists came to the Heath having been soundly thrashed by Ley Hill, with their young opener scoring 175. However today they were skippered by the experienced (and shortly to be 50) Toby Sims. Consequently I was begging and promising wads of cash to anyone that would strengthen the mighty Heath. The consequences of defeat to my little (?) brother did not bear contemplation...As I had failed to read my e-mails I was blissfully unaware of some dropouts, but a last minute recruitment of Mike ‘My Duck’ proved invaluable, and with Nick to come and join us after work we had a blend of youth and experience. Toby won the toss and inserted. Having started the season with a 0 I opened my account for the season with a typical glide to 3rd man before missing a straight one to the bowler with the nickname of ‘Doom’ due to his cheery disposition. However the young Max Free, one of Stanley’s mates, continued to flourish. Umar joined him and played some meaty blows before being bowled by the canny Meaton. With youth being given a chance to flourish, Adnan and Stanley were promoted up the order, with no effect. It was left to Jez and Walter to repair the damage. Jeremy was a picture of restraint, playing the leg spinner Rutter with justifiable caution, whilst Walter defended sensibly but still unleashed a couple of powerful drives. He was warmly applauded from the field by both sides after he was eventually LBW to Rutter, and with Sonley departing for 1, with the score on 90, we were in bother. It was a surprise when Jeremy succumbed for a solid 18, which meant that by now we were down to our last stand, Nick having arrived from work and Mike having donned his pads for the first time for a while. His new dog looked on in admiration as Mikey was quickly off the mark but it was Nick that quickly got the scoreboard going. Toby thought briefly about catching one firmly struck 4, but wisely withdrew his hand at the last minute. He launched Buttery into the woods off successive balls and took 18 off one over, successfully marshalling the strike. Even so, Mike was left to survive an over from Meaton, and did so with style. Nick’s 50 was one of the quickest in Hyde Heath history, (off 18 balls we think) and it was a surprise when he was caught on the boundary for 51. Still 147 was something to defend on a pitch of with some variable bounce and it was an excellent recovery. Throughout the afternoon Petts Wood were quick to applaud any good shots (not that there were that many) and never missed an opportunity to verbally abuse each other, the general slowness of their skipper being a particular target. After Harriet had brilliantly marshalled the kitchen, Petts Wood set about their target with purpose. Their ringer (signed up from Ley Hill the previous day) was clearly in a hurry as he had to leave at 6.00 p.m. He struck the ball well before taking liberties with Stanley, pulling across the line to sky one towards Walter. To many of your Hyde Heath heroes this would have been a difficult, or perhaps impossible catch. (see Tom Jeffries at Cublington), but Walter got himself in the best position and caught it without any fuss. (a good way to keep on good terms with your elder bro’). However that proved to be Stanley’s last contribution as cramp got the better of him. Adnan replaced him at the pavilion end but there was little bounce and turn for him. However Jez had been very keen to bowl and replaced Ben. He settled into a good line and length and extracted some turn, sufficient to lure opener Jack Russell from his crease where he was surprisingly stumped by Sims, who was keeping because we were desperate. Petts Wood were always up with the run rate and although they sportingly gave us a fielder to replace Mikey (who had to depart for the 6-a-sides) the singles and the odd four came too often. However The Heath fought really hard. Walter bowled the dangerous Buttery for an irritating 22, sparing Jeremy’s blushes after a drop at mid –on, and then took another stunning catch at short third man off Adnan. The boy is a star!! His Dad bowled an excellent spell, clean bowling the no.3. and finished with 1-7 off 5 accurate overs. It was an excellent spell that put pressure on the batsmen and gave us hope that we could still nick a win. With Umar taking 2 wickets in a forceful spell Petts Wood needed 5 to win with 2 wickets left...Toby then came in at no. 10 and placed a forceful snick down to the third man boundary and the game was up.
I can’t pretend that
losing to your brother is recommended but at least this was a
good game. There were some great performances from Nick,
Jeremy, Mikey and Umar and Walter was a star! Matt Sims
July 17th - Full Tossers - home
This year's fixture against touring team the Full Tossers had
an unpleasant feel to it. The vast majority of the oppo were
very decent chaps but two or three played the game in the
wrong way. We bowled first and they got off to a flyer with
some handsome blows into the trees. This brought a lot of
complaining about balls being lost in the woods and time being
lost, the suggestion presumably being to fell the woods(?!).
Then came an incident in which a batsmen stuck the ball back
to the bowler, Stanley, who took a smart return catch. The
batsman decided instantly that it fact it hadn't been caught
cleanly and instructed his umpire and team mate to give it
'not out'. It was clear to all the fielders around the bat
that the catch had been taken cleanly and with that the
batsman walked, only to be called back to the crease by the
umpire, who hadn't seen it in the first place. Fortunately
Chris Sargeant was on hand and had taken photographic evidence
of the clean catch, so we claimed the moral (if not actual)
victory. That Stanley took four wickets in the match made this
lack of a fifth (and what would have been his first five
wicket haul for the club) all the more hard to take.
The Tossers went onto make 200 by tea. However, having decided that too much time had been lost looking for the ball, they informed us that they would bat on for an extra 15 minutes. The rules were explained to them and HHCC left the field for tea. The Tossers decided that they would not declare at tea, but bat on. This is of course their right, but no one can recall this happening at HHCC in living memory. Eventually they were dissuaded from this foolery and our innings began after tea. Well, actually after a little a pause after tea as the Tosser captain refused to give HH an extra four minutes of batting time. Good grief. Despite a steady 40 odd from Henry and a patient 30 from Fiddy (to go with his three wickets earlier), the Tossers bowled us out relatively cheaply and got their victory. Thank goodness, they really wanted it.
An enjoyable match,
against a friendly opposition. Our batting was dominated by
Jeremy, who hit hard, cleanly and often through the covers. He
seems destined for a hundred, but unfortunately it wasn't to be
and he fell for an excellent 79. Useful cameos by Henry (31),
Umar (30) and Stanley (28) took us to 206. Dom Haddock
July 3rd - Sandridge - away
Dom Haddock
June 25th - Presidents XI - home
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June 19th - Chiltern CC - home A low scoring thriller on the Heath this week, one which we managed to lose
Things got off to a bad start when we lost the toss and were
invited to bat on a wicket that was as green as the grass Tom
Jones likes to bang on about and an outfield as slow as
molasses in January. This is no criticism of our very fine
groundsman, but a product of 'the wettest June since 1066'.
The (literally) sticky wicket and very decent opening new ball
pair made scoring hard work for Dom and Uzzi, but they stuck
at it and their gritty (read 'slow') opening stand of 50 was
valuable. Fortunately once they'd departed Nick and Fiddy came
to the crease and made scoring look easy as pie (it's national
metaphor week reader). Both batsmen are naturally aggressive,
and instructions to 'get their heads down' fell on deaf ears,
with glorious results as they crashed the ball around at will.
Nick top scored with a well struck and even better run 30
something which took us over the 100 mark. Our late middle
order got us up to 117 but we were bowled out before tea, for
the second time in consecutive matches.
Tea was its usual high standard, and Heath players and
spectators got double portions thanks to Ramadan.
We restarted without a great deal of hope, but got off to a
flyer, thanks to Stanley's hooping in-swing which saw off
their first four batsman with only 30 on the board. We were in
this! Unfortunately we let ourselves down badly in the field.
The ball went to hand, and (mei culpa!) glove, enough times
for us to have won it, but we didn't take our chances and one
50 odd partnership took the game away from us. The highlight
of our fielding performance was perhaps a sharp stop, then a
direct hit by Adnan, that let us back into the match. It was a
nerve jangling finish for both sides, but eventually Chiltern
knocked off the runs with two wickets in hand.
We could and should have scored 20 more runs, which would have
won it. We could and should have taken a couple more catches,
which would have won it. Instead we shook hands, retired to
the Plough and drowned our sorrows.
It's the 'big weekend' next weekend, with beer festivals to be
had, ribbons on new pavilions to be cut and prizes to be
awarded for the 2015 season. See you there.
Dom Haddock
An emphatic victory this week, thanks to a clinical performance away from home. Little Missenden prepared a pitch so green, it was hard to distinguish it from the outfield, and graciously invited us to have a bat on it. A good number of us got starts, 20s & 30s for Dom, Henry, Shrimpy, Luke and Nick, but none of us quite felt 'in' on the wicket. Debutant and school mate of Luke's, Jay, was the pick of the batters, and scored 58 thanks to some hard striking.
Rather unusually, we were bowled out, and 20 minutes before
tea was due. Not before we had nudged our way up to 180 thanks
to some lower order accumulation from Liam and Ben, both of
whom have showed real grit every time they've batted this
season, which is extremely useful in circumstances like this.
The batters all thought that 180 was competitive, the bowlers
fancied a few more on the board, but we all enjoyed an
excellent tea.
Over tea, all ten of us managed to tell Ben quite how perfect the conditions were for him and that he should take lots of wickets on it. There's nothing worse! Fortunately Ben was up to the challenge and bowled a perfect line and length on the wicket and took 4 wickets, including a very sharp caught and bowled. Luke also bowled well, off shortened run, which his old mate Jay reliably informed everyone in the field meant he was bowling much more slowly than he used to, lol*. What was most impressive about about our fielding performance was the catches. Ben's great reaction return catch, another really excellent grab by Adnan to dismiss Little Missenden's best batsman, and a total screamer by James 'two weddings' Shrimpton. All of which meant that just after the 20 over mark, we bowled Little Missenden out to win by well over 100 runs, and we retired to the Red Lion to bask in sunshine and victory. *is that the first use of 'lol' on the Hyde Heath website? I hope so. Dom Haddock
May 29th - Gt Gaddesdon - home
“There shouldn’t be any politics in sport,” said Mike Gatting once
upon a time with the characteristically self-serving naivety of a
man who dedicated more hours to eating than to thinking. 27 years
later, on a sunny Sunday at Hyde Heath, with a double-sided EU
referendum chalkboard outside The Plough, and the Remain camp’s
chief campaign strategist Tim Barnsley holding forth at any
opportunity, the subject of politics was never too far away. It
was even said that the arrival of Andrew Strauss mid-way through
our stint in the field had less to do with scouting out a pair of
leg-spinners ahead of England’s winter tour to India than his
desire to quiz Barnsley on the rumours that the EU is interfering
in ECB deliberations over the legality of the switch-hit. Or was
that the MCC? Or the ICC? Who knows… Unfortunately a significant partnership developed between a cross-batted middle-order biffer and the young opening bowler. This threatened to frustrate our quest for victory and even led to the rare sight of the captain himself sending down two overs of tactical dross (fortunately Strauss had left by this stage). But Adnan returned to snaffle a couple more wickets (including the biffer for 70-odd, chatted out by Capper’s chat about hundreds) and, all of a sudden, victory seemed nigh. Irritatingly, but impressively, the young fellow blocked out the closing deliveries and secured the draw with Great Gaddeson eight down – the second such result for the Heath in successive weeks. Then, despite the odd bit of needly chit chat between the two teams, we all shook hands as friends and retired to The Plough. If only politics were as civilised as cricket.
Tom Jeffreys
Our second away fixture of the season took us to the
pretty ground in Little Marlow. Little Marlow are usually a
strong opposition, but the Heath XI looked good on paper too.
We were missing lots of regulars in Capper, Shrimpton,
Cousins, Sonley, Fiddy, Liam, Luke and others, but had called
up the very useful Uzzi and Adris, and had a Burgham based
youth policy in both Stanley and Walter.
We chose to bat first and Dom and Uzzi set off against Little Marlow's new ball pair. The bowlers pitched the ball up, and got it swinging at good pace. Runs were hard to come by, but our openers stuck at it and saw off the new ball, accumulating where there could. When Dom was the first to perish the score was 60 odd from 15 of our allotted 42. With two slow bowlers now on, the big hitting middle order really got going. Nick (21), Adris (68) and Umar (30 odd) all played bombastic innings, smiting the ball many a mile. One delivery was smote right back at the bowler and hit him in his midriff, which cause much hilarity for 21 cricketers, and every spectator, but not for the poor bowler who took a few minutes to pick himself up from the deck. Throughout this carnage, Uzzi had quietly been collecting runs with good cover drives and hitting through the 'V'. He fell on 83 and we declared soon afterwards, on 237.
Wickets would be key for us now, had we given ourselves
enough overs? Stanley and Adnan opened the bowling. Stan
has undoubtedly put on a few yards of pace over the winter
and kept things really tight. Adnan caused all sorts of
trouble for all the batsmen that faced him; three
consecutive balls brought a stumping (not given), catch at
slip (good effort, but put down) and lbw (stone dead, not
given). The lbw was so plumb the umpire apologised between
overs and assured us the next time Adnan struck a pad, the
batsman was a goner, a threat the umpire duly made good on
just a few balls later. Adnan was also the sharpest I've
seen him in the field; a veritable wall in the covers, and
two excellent catches, one a running skier and the second
coming hard and flat, like an absolute rocket, the sort of
catch some finger preserving fielders wave to the
boundary, but Adnan took it sharply and cleanly.
When Adris came on to bowl everyone was slightly disappointed that a back pain meant he bowled slow left arm, rather than his usual 80 odd mph. Actually not quite everyone, the keeper/slip cordon were pretty relieved. Adris bowled well but with little success in the wicket column. Then there was young Walter's bowling debut for the club, which although it too yielded no wickets was very impressive, for its full length (particularly impressive given he normally bowls on 18 yard wickets) and residency in the corridor of uncertainty, one to watch in years to come. Umar also impressed with the ball, showing his value as a real all rounder these days, and Jeremy continued his good form from last week, picking up three wickets, thanks to some nice flight. Charlie managed to wind Uzzi up, shattered and stiff after a long weekend of batting, who got real zip and bounce, sconning the lid of the opposition skipper at one point, and swung the ball in and out at will.
It was an impressive team performance against a good
batting line up. Little Marlow were never close to getting
the runs and shut up shop in the last dozen overs or so
and though we got mighty close, we couldn't quite prize
them all out and they hung on for a draw, nine wickets
down.
Back to fortress Heath next weekend, for a bank holiday Sunday match, everyone's favourite. Your reporter understands that there are a couple of old faces coming back to the common on Sunday, and a couple of brand new ones too. See you there. An emphatic victory this week, thanks to a clinical performance away from home. Little Missenden prepared a pitch so green, it was hard to distinguish it from the outfield, and graciously invited us to have a bat on it. A good number of us got starts, 20s & 30s for Dom, Henry, Shrimpy, Luke and Nick, but none of us quite felt 'in' on the wicket. Debutant and school mate of Luke's, Jay, was the pick of the batters, and scored 58 thanks to some hard striking.
A full team on Wednesday, became 8 on Thursday as injury, surfing trips and football spectating did for various members of HHCC. However, even from China, Charlie managed to pull three rabbits out of three baggy blue hats and by Saturday we had 11. That was until 1.50pm on Sunday, when we were back to 10. A quick phone call to Will KD and he was jumping into his car in Cambridge to be with us by tea, so 11! Then poor old Liam pulled a hammie a couple of overs after tea and we were back to 10. Back to the start of play and Captain Haddock had lost the toss and we had been asked to bat, something of an early set back as our strength this week was in the bowling department. Dom and Jez opened the batting and started well until Jeremy managed to inside edge into his stumps for a second week in a row. Will Cousins was very effective at three, ably blocking the good and demolishing the bad, to get to a good score in the teens and form a 50 odd run partnership with Dom. Dom was seeing the ball well, punishing anything short and running hard (was lapping poor old Umar) to move into the 60s. Then came a forgettable passage of play, during which we lost wickets at regular intervals, with only Liam showing some resistance. This was until Ben and Stanley came together, both showing fine defense and good cricket nous to bat the overs, find gaps, run singles and edge us up over 140. It was an innings saving partnership and also meant that when Will KD arrived, we were still batting. Stanley claims his wicket him falling 'on his sword' to leave Will a couple of overs. The jury's out there Stan, but sure enough, Will clean hit his way to 20 odd, leaving us with a competitive 172.
Mrs Haddock and Mrs Barnsley produced a spectacular tea,
chicken tikka wraps, smoked salmon and cream cheese sarnis,
still warm sausages, the lot. Thank you ladies.
To our bowling. Ben Sonley and Will KD are a hugely
contrasting new ball pair, testing a batsman's technique and
mental ability in all sorts of different ways. Ben was
metronomic and miserly, KD was bloody quick and nipped it
around. Whilst Ben tied them down at one end, KD cleaned up
the Pelicans' opening pair at the other, but their middle
order was not for cracking. The experienced bunch knew that a
slow but steady rate would set up a good finish.
Adnan bowled a long and effective spell, employing at tactic
that reminded one of vintage Stevens; five good balls and then
a wicket taking knee high full toss. Stevens even bowled
a vintage Stevens spell, bowling off spin with a similar
action and result to his days as a seam bowler. Jeremy's spell
included the most hilarious moment of the day, a ball pitching
on middle stump, just back of a length which rolled along the
deck, under their skipper's bat and gently dislodged his
bails. Though a generally very nice chap, this made their
skipper's blood boil and he stormed off in a manner
reminiscent of Wahid after a Barnsley LBW decision. He even
picked up an errant ball on the outfield and whacked it into
the trees. Goodness.
Stanley had picked up where Ben's metronome had left off and
was also bowling very well, though for no reward. With only
172 to defend, overs didn't look like being much of a problem,
could we keep picking up the wickets we needed? No. Our lines
and lengths varied for just a few overs, perhaps thanks to the
heat, perhaps one too many of Mrs H's excellent salmon sarnis,
and the Pelican's capitalised, whacking a few fearful blows
that all but took the game away from us. A smart run out from
a KD/Umar combo and late off-stump clipping yorker from Will
gave us a knife edge finish, nine down, nine runs needed. The
experience of the batsman told again and they edged (ie used
the edge of their bats) their way to victory.
It was a fantastic finish in glorious late evening sunshine
against a good spirited bunch of oppo, and a real team
performance, every member of the 11 can be pleased with one or
more aspects of their performance. It was also, we think, our
last match in the current 'home' dressing room.
By the next home game, the work on the pavilion extension will be complete and we'll all hot foot it into what will be the bigger room. How long have HHCC players been changing in that room, one wonders? Answers on a postcard please local historians.
May 8th - The Lee - home While Charlie was away in China on his latest business venture, it fell to me to lead the troops on this gorgeous May afternoon. Our opposition were the Lee who have stuffed us pretty convincingly over the past few years
I wasn’t filled with confidence when on enquiring on the
strength of our team Charlie responded simply that we had “an
awful side.” When the team sheet was sent across we certainly
had a range of bowling and although plagued by a number of
batsmen more suited to blocking out for a draw then chasing
250 in early May….. I was quietly confident that we could
give them a game.
All this confidence fell apart once I realised quite how hard
it is to get 11 guys to actually turn up.
6.30am - Liam text me complaining of a sickness bug
that needed an urgent doctors appointment. Urgent emails and
text to the team and beyond to find an 11th with no avail. So
we had 10.
1pm - a text from Adnan that if I didn’t pick him up he
couldn’t play and we’d have 9…. I belted off in the car to
fetch him, thank god Charlie and Mike set up…. at least we
still had 10
1.10 - Text from Umar- what time do we start? Herding
fecking cats!
1.30 - Liam, due some modern medical miracle had
recovered from his near death experience and was ok to play
again (that and Spencer pointed out he was with him all night
and Liam was fine when he had left the club with the blonde at
3am). Mrs C dispatched to pick him up
1.50- We had 11, Liam would be late but not by much…
great news. We tossed up, I won and with the bowling unit we
had I put them in.
1.55 - A call from the vice captain Jez, he had got my
text message from 7am this morning shame we only had 10….! he
was just reconfirming that he was still at work and would be
leaving in about 15 minutes so would be 40 mins late……!
How Charlie does this every week I will never know.
Anyway we started with 9 men and did a bloody great job. Stan
& Ben opened the bowling (a partnership I would like to see
every week) and kept it really tight , Stan bowled with good
pace and movement and Ben bowled very nicely dropping it on a
spot and just doing enough off the seam to beat the bat. Stan
knocked over one of the openers and then there was a period of
good, tight cricket (except we only had 10 at this point). We
bowled tightly and fielded well (except Stanley) to their best
two batsman and kept the scoring down.
After a period of stale mate, we changed it up at both ends,
Spencer came into the attack and removed their opener and
Adnam had their best player caught brilliantly by Stanley, who
had clearly been lulling the opposition into a false sense of
security with his fielding for the first hour of the game!
From there on it we took regular wickets Adman bowled with
real control (14-3), Spencer erratically but with wicket
taking balls (55-3) and our new recruit Harry came on at the
end and bowed full and with some nip to take 15-2. The Lee
were out half an hour before tea with 157 on the board, game
on!
Tea was a banger put on by Mrs C and ably assisted by Emma B,
the home made Swiss roll was the highlight for me.
Chasing down this total wasn’t going to be easy.. but after
4.3 overs we were 14-3 and Umar was striding out to join me
things didn’t look great. But, Umar simply went ballistic….
cowing the hell out of anything approaching middle stump…. and
it got us going. At the other end I went along at a rate that
Tj would have thought as a tad slow, Umar continued to score
freely. Just as the oppo seemed to wise up to Umar’s leg side
approach I got going and we put on a very decent if mainly
boundary based 110 together. We promptly both committed
suicide within 6 runs of each other leaving 35 needed (Umar 40
Capper 51).
Were we nervous…. never, Liam came in and played beautifully
(including a cover drive Gower would have been proud of) until
he tried to replicate an Umar smear and got bowled. After
Harry came and went quickly Adman & Stan saw us home through
solid defence and about 9 byes… Victory was ours and we won by
3 wickets.
I have to say I absolutely loved the game, the company and the
result; the Lee were lovely as always and I can’t wait to get
back out there in a few weeks time
There may be some rumblings about the omission of a very easy
run out chance by the keeper in this report…. but I don’t
recall the details. !
Henry Capper
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April
24th - Bank of England - Away To misquote the Backstreet Boys, 'everybody cricket's back'! It might be April, it might be cold, there might have been hail storms at lunchtime, but this is the first weekend of the cricket season. Hyde Heath stuck with tradition at this fixture by having as few players at the ground as possible at the start time. This year we had 4 and couldn't really argue with the opposition captain when he told us that thought it was best we had a bat. Good fortune meant that that four players we did have would have made up our top four anyway, so all was well, right? Wrong. Three ducks in the top four, left us 8-3 inside three overs, and led to shambolic scenes of square leg umpires getting pads on, then relieved of umpiring duties by dismissed and still padded colleagues. The cavalry arrived and we sort of rallied. No one got the really big scored that we needed to be competitive, but useful 20s and 30s came from Henry, Uzzi, Shaz and new recruit Waj. They were ably supported by Angus and Ben who read the situation well, defended resolutely to ensure that we used as many overs as possible and rotated strike for the bigger hitters. We set Bank 117 to win and retired to the warmth of the pavilion to thaw out over a cup of tea.
We needed early wickets. Our bowlers, Uzzi in particular were on
good form, but we didn't hold onto a couple of early chances which
allowed their opening batsman to put on 60 odd. Chasing 117 you'd
have thought we'd have been out of the game. But we continued to
bowl good lengths on a slow wicket and wickets began to fall. Waj
was particularly miserly, bowling maiden after maiden and picking
up a couple of wickets. We felt very much in control, the trouble
was the run rate was never challenging, 30 needed off the last 20.
Bank were slowly edging their way to victory, until another wicket
went down and their Aussie (unofficial) pro came in with four
needed to win. Great chat from HHCC convinced him that he to ought
to hit a six to win, which he attempted and failed! He did however
succeed in nailing his second ball for a one bounce four over
midwicket, and our first match ended in defeat.
Ah well, it's good to be back, good to dust the cricketing cobwebs
off, and the literal ones if your pads have been sitting in the
shed since mid September. Next week is our first home game, surely
the real start to the season after this warm up match? Yeah, let's
say that.
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